Marathon Car Rental - Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL and blue earmuffs

and blue earmuffs

Diplomacy from a species whose entire vocabulary is two syllables repeated while vaporizing Congress is honestly the most transparent foreign policy ever proposed

with a vintage hand-drawn woman in a red dress and roller skates posed beside a red

Crash Davis understood that the universe has exactly three outcomes

Curved distressed white text reads "FAIRMONT" above bold slab-serif lettering reading "BLACK DIAMONDS

Marathon Car Rental - Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL and blue earmuffsRenting from Marathon means standing in an empty lot, cussing into frozen Kansas wind, with zero cars and zero sympathy. That counter agent's dead eyed smile is the final boss of corporate indifference. Inspired by Planes, Trains and Automobiles. The Details: Burgundy circular medallion contains a stylized portrait of the Marathon Rent A Car counter agent with dark hair and a ruffled collar. Dark text below reads "You're F*cked at" in a serif font. A