Next Stop Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt missoula bony hands gripping the handlebars

bony hands gripping the handlebars with a grinning skull face

The Magna Carta font really sells it

Rolling through the crew like a yearbook for guys who'll all be dead or flipped within a decade is Henry's idea of nostalgia

" with "NY" flanking a vintage hand-drawn batter in pinstripes mid-swing

Featuring a nutcracker with a hilarious adult humor twist

Next Stop Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt missoula bony hands gripping the handlebarsAliens flew across the entire galaxy, developed faster than light travel, and their first order of business is a beeline for your backside. That peace sign is just a courtesy wave from someone who already knows you're not ready. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "NEXT STOP" above a green flying saucer with a green alien visible through a dome cockpit, flashing a peace sign, surrounded by white stars, comets, and a small teal blue planet.