Beach Better Have My Money v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL flanked by laurel wreath branches

flanked by laurel wreath branches

Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow

Smaller distressed blue text at the bottom reads "ALTON

and gold containing white letters spelling "BOWL

you were just holding it for him

Beach Better Have My Money v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL flanked by laurel wreath branchesDemanding money from a beach shows the same financial literacy as demanding it from a seagull holding your sandwich hostage. Sand has never once paid anyone back, but the audacity of asking is half the vacation. The Details: Yellow retro script text reads "Beach" at the top, with distressed white block text reading "BETTER" to its left. Below, blue and light blue scrollwork waves curl over a silhouetted figure on a yellow sand shore. Distressed white