Master Baiter - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Arched distressed white block text

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Master Baiter - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Arched distressed white block textCalling yourself a master baiter on a shirt is the confidence equivalent of naming your boat something sexual and acting surprised when the marina talks. Nobody's buying the fishing alibi, but the commitment is admirable. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Master Baiter" above a 1950s cartoon illustration of a fisherman standing in water, wearing a hat and plaid shirt, holding a bent rod as a large bass leaps from the water surrounded