Never Fight a Dinosaur - Unisex Tank Top 80s Spoonerisms exist so your brain

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

Distressed white shield crest displays bold serif text reading "RAIDERS" across the top

CA Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex sweatshirt

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Never Fight a Dinosaur - Unisex Tank Top 80s Spoonerisms exist so your brainSquaring up against a T Rex in a suit like you're settling a bar tab requires the exact confidence that gets people jurasskicked. The dinosaur doesn't even need to throw a punch, it just needs to show up. The Details: Cream yellow retro script text reads "Never Fight a Dinosaur" above a pulp style illustration of a blue toned man in a suit squaring off against a green dinosaur lunging with jaws open. A teal outlined rounded rectangle at the bottom