Turd Ferguson 2028 - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Red script text reads "Dick's"

Red script text reads "Dick's" above bold red block text "MEAT MARKET" with distressed white text "OPEN SINCE 1947

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

holding up a bottle in each raised hand

Get ready to jingle all the way with our "Rock Around the Christmas Tree" shirt

Already famous for its rodeo

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Red script text reads "Dick's"Turd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft